You know you're having a hard day at work when you get a memo like this....

memo to all:

Guest lecturer is a biostatistician and will give the presentation "Estimation of Recent Shared Ancestry by maximum likelihood modeling pairwise identical-by-descent (IBD) segments inferred from high density SNP genotypes" at 2pm in the conference room.


You are all encouraged to attend. Thank you.

Wha?? 

memo to boss:

I have chosen to get my teeth cleaned.   At 2pm.

I will not be attending.  Than you.

Colleen

Hope my key to the office still works tomorrow.....

-me