pU yobwoC

Yeppers..that's what I saw today while walking the pups..

"pU yobwoC"...on a truck..in it's back window..

Seems someone actually spent good money on a window cling..the kind you put  on the back of your trucks rear window..so, presumably, one can see that you are a ...cowboy.

Not you.  No. Nooooooo...you don't need to be driving around town looking back and seeing that you need to "Cowboy Up"

You should have your eyes on the road anyway..

Cowboy Up..that's s term used to say 'Well just because you got bucked off a 2500 lb bull and he stomped on your head..there is no crying in rodeo..so man up ..be a man...cowboy up.. you wuss.."

From the Urban Dictionary:
1. cowboy up
"it means when things are getting tough you have to get back up, dust yourself off and keep trying. "

So I guess Cowboy Up is a good thing..short. To the point.

Kinda like Kenny Chesney..hahahhaha...(get it?  Short..to the point??")

{Ahhh, sometimes I crack me up..}

..but I think in this case..the person didn't realize it's supposed to show on the OUTside of the window..so while in traffic..someone behind you could see that you are, in fact, a real cowboy..

Anyway, I have been noticing lately a deficiency in ahh..using one's brain?? 

Yeah, not just the fact that this cowboy wanna-be didn't know it's supposed to be on the outside, but we had a woman call in the other day and ask if we had a DNA test to tell the parents of a child.

"Do you mean a paternity test?"

"No...a maternity test.."

"Excuse me?  You want ot know if the child is...uh..yours?"

"Yes, exactly.."

"Uh, did you give birth to this child..uh..after carrying it for the 9 months, give or take a few weeks?"

"Yes..but he's a grown man now...and he really doesn't like me, so I want a maternity test so see if I am the mother..."

Allrightythen..

Then the was the guy who said he couldn't sign into the site..

"All I can see in the top right hand side where I should sign-in is "Sign Out".."

"Well, umm, that's because you are signed in..so you don't need to sign in..and when you want to leave...um..use the sign-out button.."

"OOOOHHH. OK.  I'll try that.but can I call you if it doesn't work?"

"Sure.."

So goes it..another day..another unbelievable question..

Have you spotted any intelligent life lately??

-me