Friday, 16 July 2010

Remember Johnny Carson?

Johnny: "It was SOOO hot in Lake Havasu....."

Audience: "How hot was it??"

(Que music from Psycho....ehh ehhh ehhh)


{this from my niece Karri..}

This is where she lives with her 2 kiddos..and my sister Kathy and hubby live..with their 2 dogs kiddos..Daisy & Owen

Seriously...what the...??

You know you're in Arizona when ...


*You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.

*You can say 110 degrees without fainting.

*You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.

*You can make instant sun tea.

*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

*The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.

*You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.

*You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.

*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

*Hot water now comes out of both taps.

*It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.

*You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.

*No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.

*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.


When it comes down to it..t's all about "attitude"...

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