Opening banned this Blog: So, I got to wonderin'....

Thursday 15 July 2010

So, I got to wonderin'....

..where does all the "chub" go when one squeezes into those new body-shapers..?

I mean, I know they can be useful....if you need to lay down in the dressing rooms to zip up the trousers you're trying on...you may need one of those.

But I can remember when I wore tight jeans, and finally did get up off the floor, I had this ...uh..roll...

...muffin top? Mmm...more like bunt cake.

And those new ones are sort of all-body-from-under-the-"girls"-to-the-bottoms-of-your-hips...where does the overflow.....go??

If we could corral all that and herd it up to the where the girls are lacking...{or, in my case, missing all together..}

Well, then you'd have something..

But I keep thinking ..can you imagine..if it went to your ankles???

I hate fat ankles...